viernes, diciembre 30, 2005

viernes, diciembre 23, 2005

lunes, noviembre 14, 2005

lunes, octubre 31, 2005

domingo, octubre 30, 2005

Ritual de iniciacion de "SANGRE" (No MAMES)

No mamen.. esto es el colmo.. hasta donde puede llegar la pendejes de la gente que lee cadenas.. lo unico que se necesita es un baboso(a) en un puesto publico para que le llegue una cadena y le den seriedad al caso...

READ ON AND LEARN TO DISCERN BETWEEN TRUTH AND MYTH !!!!

Claim: Prospective new gang members are initiated by killing the drivers of cars who flash their headlights at them.

Status: False.

Examples:

[Collected via e-mail, 2005]

Gang Initiation Weekend. ( Please Read Very Important!!!)

Police officers working with the DARE program has issued this warning: If you are driving after dark and see an on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM! This is a common Bloods gang member "initiation game" that goes like this:

The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights, and the first car to flash their headlights at him is now his "target". He is now required to turn around and chase that car, then shoot and kill every individual in the vehicle in order to complete his initiation requirements.

Police Depts. across the nation are being warned that September 23rd and 24th is the "Blood" initiation weekend. Their intent is to have all the new bloods nationwide drive around on Friday and Saturday nights with their headlights off. In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first auto that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are off. Make sure you share this information with all your friends and family who are drivers.


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[Collected via e-mail, 2005]

Please pass this on! Important police warning Very scary, now moving west.... started in... Manitoba, now in Saskatchewan and moving west.

Police Warning - For Your Information:

This is very scary and came directly from our Driver Training People who got the warning from Manitoba. Pass this to anyone you can.

One of the officers who works with the dare program has passed along the following warning and asked that it be shared with all drivers. This is an extremely serious matter. If you are driving after dark and you see a car without its head-lights on do not flash your lights, do not blow your horn or make any signals to the driver of the other car. There is a new common gang initiation 'game' going on the streets. The new member being initiated drives along without his headlights on until someone notices and flashes their headlights or makes some sort of other action to signal him. The gang member is now required to chase the car and shoot at or into the car in order to complete his initiation requirements. Make sure you share this information with your family, friends, and anyone else you can reach.

If you have any questions or information, please call your local police department. Please take this seriously. This is not a joke. Please pass this on to everyone you know on e-mail and in person. It could save someone's life.


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[Collected via e-mail, 2004]

I have received the following serious information via a contact at the London Ambulance Service which has units closely associated with South London police squads which are involved in fighting Gang Crimes.

Some 'street gangs' in London (particularly South London at present, but it is sure to spread) have initiation tasks which new gang members have to carry out to be admitted to the 'gang'. The latest craze is to drive around, deliberately with no lights on their cars. The first person who 'flashes' them, points at them or sounds their horn at them, has to be followed by that new gang member in their car, who then has to fire a shot into that vehicle !!! with no regard as to who is inside.

The LAS official instruction is that if they see a vehicle with no lights on, they are NOT to 'flash' it etc. and the advice to friends and family is that you should ignore any vehicles you see without lights.

I would ask that you pass this info on to family, friends and colleagues as it may save a life!


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[Collected via e-mail, 1998]

Read & Heed!

A police officer working with the DARE program has issued this warning: If you are driving after dark and see an on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM! This is a common gang member "initiation game" that goes like this:

The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights, and the first car to flash their headlights at him is now his "target". He is now required to turn around and chase that car, and shoot at or into the car in order to complete his initiation requirements. Make sure you share this information with all the drivers in your family!

Origins: Although print references to this scare date back to 1993, anecdotal information takes it back to the early 1980s when a reader in Montana heard the Hell's Angels bike gang in California was said to be initiating inductees in this fashion. By 1984 the story had spread to Eugene, Oregon and had by then changed into a tale of Black and hispanic street gangs in Los Angeles targeting white people. "Flash your headlights and have a prospective gang member kill you as part of his initiation" legends have been with us for more than twenty years, something that should be kept in mind as hysteria builds during new outbreaks of this panic.

In August 1993, a major outbreak of this scare swept the United States as the legend spread quickly with the help of fax machines and e-mail forwards. The early fears were further intensified when a new round of faxes went out a few weeks later, these announcing a "Blood initiation weekend" of September 25 and 26 of that year:
Police Depts across the nation are being warned that this is the "blood" initiation weekend. Their intent is to have all the new bloods nationwide drive around on Saturday and Sunday nights with their headlights off. In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first auto that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are off.
"Blood initiation weekend" came and went without incident. Meanwhile, fake memos continued to circulate, each issuing a dire warning about this new gang initiation rite. The alerts looked credible ? they were printed on what was purported to be Sacramento (California) or Illinois State Police letterhead. The police department in Lynn (Massachusetts) also got into the act when a prankster induced it to issue a warning. All three of those law enforcement agencies fielded thousands of calls about the alerts they had supposedly
authored.

The false rumor struck especially hard in Massachusetts, Illinois, Michigan, New York State, California, and Texas. From the end of 1993 until February 1994, it went into remission. Then a Massillon woman revived it with a one-page handwritten flier that said police were warning women to be aware because a gang was coming from Detroit to recruit members. Initiation would be to kill a woman at Belden Village Mall. In one night, she sent faxes to several dozen businesses. Police arrested Ann Sibila the next day and charged her with inducing panic.

It's possible the 1993 outbreak of this hoax was helped along by memories of a real life incident in 1992. Kelly Freed, a school secretary from Stockton, California, was shot to death after the driver of the car she was riding in gestured to a carload of kids who had forgotten to turn their headlights on. According to Stockton Police Lt. Ted Montes, the gesture was mistaken as a sign of disrespect. Montes said the kids were not gang-bangers and the incident had nothing to do with ritual. The two youths responsible for Freed's death were convicted of murder.

The rumor lay dormant until October 1998 when it again whipped around the Internet and through fax machines. The warnings this time were said to have originated with a DARE police officer in Houston, Texas. Once again, it was the same old story ? no gang initiations, no killings, just a hoax on the loose. A hoax which quickly spread to all parts of the U.S.A.

Scares of this ilk easily pick up additional believability based on who does the forwarding. The 1998 version was given an extra little boost in San Diego when Housing Commission staffers there forwarded the warning to other city departments, including the Mayor's office and City Council. Though the "warning" was quickly debunked and short-circuited at City Hall, this didn't happen before those forwards ? now issuing from a local government agency and thus much more likely to be believed ? spread far and wide.

In common with versions in circulation in other parts of the country, the San Diego warning was said to have originated with the Sheriff's Department. (In most every community this warning reaches, the "Sheriff's Department" mentioned in the memo is always presumed to be the local one.) Debunking in San Diego was simple; someone at City Hall contacted the actual Sheriff's Department for confirmation. "We certainly did not send it out," said Lt. Ronald Van Raaphorst.

Sometimes the actual warning does come from a real Sheriff's Department. In the fall of 1998, the Nassau Sheriff's Office in Florida forwarded the warning to the Fire Department, who subsequently sent it to every department in the city. In this case, the mistake originated with the Sheriff's Office; it hadn't bothered to check out a fax before forwarding it to others:
Still, Ann Johnson, who supervises Nassau County dispatchers, said she thought the memo was serious enough to distribute. One of her part-time dispatchers brought it to her office and told her he had confirmed it with Jacksonville police, she said. So her office sent it to various agencies in the county.
The 1998 prize for most authoritative vectoring of this canard goes to Art Eggleton, Canada's Minister of Defence. On 20 November 1998, his office dispatched an "!!URGENT!!" security warning for all Ontario Members of Parliament. Later that same day, his office followed up the warning with an update advising recipients the original story was false.

In 2004 the hoax jumped to Britain and through some form of garbling came to be associated with the London Ambulance Service. In widely-circulated e-mailed alerts, it was claimed gangs in London were initiating new members into their ranks via having them prove their mettle by shooting at whichever motorist blinked his headlights at them. Further, many of the e-mails asserted the warning has been "received and authenticated by the Metropolitan Police Intelligence Unit."

The London Ambulance Service posted this denial on its web site:
HOAX E-MAIL

An e-mail purported to have been issued by the London Ambulance Service on the subject of the police and gang crimes has been widely circulated in recent days.

This originated from outside the Service and was forwarded by a member of staff to friends in good faith. Please be assured, however, that we have checked with the Metropolitan Police Service and the information contained within it is not genuine, so the message can be safely deleted.
In 2004 a police officer in Thunder Bay, Ontario, forwarded the "lights out" warning to a colleague. That note subsquently escaped into the wild, leaving many with the impression that the Ontario Provincial Police had issued an official warning about gang members flashing their headlights at intended victims. The officer has since left a message on his voice mail indicating the alert bearing his name and signature block is an urban legend and that there have been "no known cases having occurred in Ontario or in Canada." Moreover, according to that recording, his e-mail to a colleague was "never intended as a public advisory from the O.P.P.," with callers advised to "Please disregard the message in its entirety." That same e-mail bore the name and signature of a second officer, one in Ottawa. His voice mail recording also contains a denial of the alert, telling callers the warning is "completely false and innaccurate, and should not be passed on."

In 2005 an employee of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police passed to others a copy of the warning received in personal e-mail. The addition of this person's signature block to the e-mail gave the specious heads-up the appearance of credibility, convincing many it really was an official warning from the RCMP. The confusion prompted the RCMP to post a denial on its web site:
The following e-mail hoax has been circulating in Canada with an RCMP signature. One of our Saskatchewan employees sent this e-mail on to others in good faith without realizing it was untrue. The information contained in the e-mail is FALSE and the RCMP regrets any unnecessary alarm this may have caused the public.
In September 2005 the unfounded warning about new members gaining acceptance into gangs via this method came to life once again, with warnings about the upcoming "Blood initiation weekend" springing up in communities across the nation. But of course what had people going in 2005 was but a reworking of previous baseless scares:
[Collected via e-mail, 2005]

Police Depts across the nation are being warned that September 23rd and 24th is the "blood" initiation weekend. Their intent is to have all the new bloods nation wide drive around on Friday and Saturday nights with their headlights off. In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first auto that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are off.


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[Collected via e-mail, 1993]

Police Depts across the nation are being warned that this is the "blood" initiation weekend. Their intent is to have all the new bloods nationwide drive around on Saturday and Sunday nights with their headlights off. In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first auto that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are off.
In late October 2005, the hoax hammered Mexico, with at least three different state agencies in that country issuing press releases about a Guatemalan gang named "Los Sangre" (The Blood). Supposedly, the Guatemalan office of Interpol alerted Mexico's Federal Agency of Investigation, who in turn notified local authorities in Michoacan to this gang's presence in Mexico and its plans to initiate new recruits during the two weekends prior to Halloween by having gang hopefuls drive about in darkened cars, then chase down and kill ordinary citizens who flashed headlights at them. These official alerts were quickly spread through the media to the general population, causing a great deal of anxiety.

We've been unable to locate any mentions of a Guatemalan gang or drug cartel going by the name "Los Sangre," which would likely not be the case for a group of thugs that had a high enough profile for Interpol to know about it. By contrast, references to real Guatemalan gangs, such as Mara Salvatrucha and Mara 18 (aka MS-18), are rife.

Throughout the history of the "lights out!" scare there have been two shootings that might have been prompted by the rumor. The first was a possible copycat attack that injured David Vargyas of Toledo, Ohio. in October 1993. According to the driver in whose car Vargyas was traveling, a car with its headlights off approached from the opposite direction; when he [the driver] flashed his headlights at the suspect car to warn its driver, the car pulled alongside and someone inside fired three shots, one of which wounded Vargyas.

In 2004 in Los Angeles, 23-year-old Eduardo Cardenas was killed in a manner that appears to mimic the legend, but since all the facts are not yet known, no real conclusion can be drawn. While stopped for a red light in the early evening on 5 November 2004, he called out to the two occupants of the vehicle to his left to make them aware of their car's headlights not being on. The passenger in that other car produced a gun and fired several shots at Cardenas, striking him in the upper torso. The young man so assaulted died shortly after being transported by ambulance to Northridge Hospital.

We know what happened thanks to the victim's 12-year-old cousin, who was a passenger in the car at the time of the shooting. However, why it happened remains a mystery at this point. Neither of the suspects has been apprehended, which means no one can say why they acted as they did. While the "gang initiation" theory can't be definitinvely ruled out at this point, neither can any other explanation, including that those two were just pissed off at everybody at that particular moment, so any comment or gesture directed towards them for any reason would have prompted the same deadly response.

Other than these two incidents, one in 1993 and one in 2004 (and even in those cases we're not sure what prompted the acts, whether they were "lights out" shootings, or if a popular rumor was used to cover something else, or if the violence and the intelligences about headlights were unrelated), there have been no documented "Lights Out!" shootings.

Barbara "gang way" Mikkelson

Sightings: This legend is key to the plot of the 1998 film Urban Legend.


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Sources:
Armstrong, David. "Police Label Gang Story a Hoax."
The Boston Globe. 23 January 1994 (p. 31).

Bell, Ted. "Urban Myth That Won't Go Away."
Sacramento Bee. 25 March 1996 (p. B2).

Bunch, Michael. "Technology Aided Spread of Terrifying Hoax."
The San Diego Union-Tribune. 4 October 1993 (p. A2).

Fernandez, Maria Elena. "An Urban Myth Sees the Light Again."
The Washington Post. 15 November 1998 (p. B2).

Ellis, William. "Just In!: Lights Out Gang Initiation."
FOAFTale News. November 1993 (pp. 5-6).

Gordon, Craig. "Cops Shed Light on a False Fear."
Newsday. 7 December 1993 (p. 31).

Greenwood, Tom. "Commuting: To the Uninitiated, Flashing Headlights Story Just a Hoax."
The Detroit News. 5 November 1998 (p. D14).

Hamburg, Jay and Gina Fann. "No Truth Found in Two Urban Legends."
The Tennessean. 5 November 1998.

Huard, Ray. "Frightening Tale Went Around City Offices in a Flash."
The San Diego Union-Tribune. 10 November 1998 (p. B1).

Kinner, Derek. "Rumors Stirring Up NE Florida."
The Florida Times-Union. 10 November 1998 (p. B1).

Kwiatkowski, Jane. "Gang Rumor Causes Alarm in Buffalo."
The Buffalo News. 2 October 1993.

Kuehner, John. "It's a Fax and Untrue, Police Say."
The Plain Dealer. 15 March 1996 (p. B1).

Lenhart, Jennifer. "'92 Case May Have Spurred Gang Story."
Houston Chronicle. 24 September 1993 (p. A21).

Martin, Greg. "Gang Initiation Rite Involving Headlight-Blinker Killer is Only Legend."
Augusta Chronicle. 21 November 1998.

Calgary Herald. "Police Debunk Headlight Rumour."
25 November 1998 (p. B3).

Los Angeles Police Department. "Press Release: Friendly Gesture Gets Man Killed."
6 November 2004.

The Ottawa Citizen. "What the Gargoyle Heard."
28 November 1998 (p. B4).

United Press International. "Driver Shot in Rumored Gang Fashion."
4 October 1993.

miércoles, octubre 26, 2005

Después de un rato llega Lupe acomodándose el cabello y la ropa...


On' tabas Lupe?... Le pregunta su ama Pos, pos.... ¿On' tabas Lupe? te busqué y no'stabas... ¿pa'onde te juites...?
Güeno ama, lo que pasa es que estaba en el jacal del Jelipe..
¿Y qué juites a hacer allá Lupe? ¡Dime todo!
Pos cuando llegué al jacal del Jelipe ama, pos que'l Jelipe, que me abraza y que me besa.
¿Y tú que hicites Lupe?
Pos yo pensé... ¿será mi santo?...
¡Ayy...! ¿Y a'luego?
Pos a'luego amá... ¡que me quita la ropa!
¿Y tú qué hicites Lupe? ¿Qué hicites mujer?
Pos yo pensé... ¿tendré calor?...
¡Ayy...! ¿Y a'luego? ¿qué más Lupe? ¡Cuéntamelo todo!
Y a'luego, amá, pos que me tira al petate...
¿Y luego tú qué hicites Lupe? Pos yo pensé... ¿taré cansada?...
¡¿Y a'luego, que más pasó Lupe?!
Pos a'luego amá, que se me trepa y empieza, pa'dentro y pa'juera, pa'dentro y pa'juera.
Pero hija, por Dios... ¿Y tú que hicites?
Pos yo pensé... ¿taré tapada?

cuanto vale mi blog...


My blog is worth $38,468.10.
How much is your blog worth?

Back to the tests

DIA INTERNACIONAL DE LOS PANZONES y futuros panzones

Tú, colega, hombre cansado de luchar contra la balanza, que te miras al espejo y ves una barriga incipiente, que tienes envidia del vecino que le gusta andar sin camisa mientras lava su carro, mostrándole los músculos a todo el que pasa, no te pongas triste. Solo piensa que este profesional del gimnasio, pasa al menos 20 horas semanales trabajando ese cuerpo. 20 horas frente a los espejos del gimnasio, sin reparar que existen bellas y deliciosas mujeres a su lado y que apenas las mira al pasarles las pesitas o la credencial que se les cayó al suelo.Solo imagínate cuantas cervezas no se ha podido tomar, porque solo toma Red Bull y Gatorade, ¡agh! No consume grasas, harinas ni carne asada a las brasas. ¿Y todo esto para qué? ¡Para quedarse frente al espejo viendo lo bonito que es! ¡Pinche marica! ¡Ya basta de tanta mariconada!Todo el mundo sabe que a los únicos que les gusta un hombre bonito es a los maricones. ¿Qué cosa desea una mujer? Un hombre inteligente, cariñoso, dulce, tierno y con panza.

Por esto, se está promoviendo el 28 de Octubre como el Día internacional de los Panzones. Ya basta de recriminarse por tomar cerveza mientras vemos el partido de football o por comer uno deliciosos chicharrones con salsa molcajeteada. Ahora, amigos, vamos a llenar los restaurantes y todos los bares del Mundo. Invitemos a nuestros amigos a compartir todos los Sábados carne asada, con chorizo y salchichón,tortillas de maiz o harina recién hechas, una gran cantidad de cervezas y Coca Cola clásica para acompañar unos tequilillas y cubitas.

Pidamos chicharrones con salsa, qesadillas con guacamole y pico de gallo,unas ostiones a la parmesana con esa salsita roja tan deliciosa, frijoles charros , un menudito con pata y todo lo que se nos antoje.Y no nos olvidemos del delicioso quesito botanero. Pidamos postres de los buenos, con el doble de leche condensada y no le tengamos miedo a los helados. Y mandemos la ensalada de lechuga con limón a la mesa de los "gays".

Nuestro Lema:Mas vale un Panzón bueno en la cama que un gimnasta maricón.

Nuestro Día: 28 de octubre Fíjate en el calendario, este año cae en viernes. ¡Oh maravilla!Informa de esto a todos tus amigos con panza cervecera (y atodas aquellas inteligentes mujeres simpatizantes, que ya sabes que son muchas. La verdad, no estamos solos.

Y si, si somos prófugos de gimnasio

Y a ti, musculoso, te damos un consejo: Mientras estés en el gimnasio, tu esposa, novia o querida y, hastatu secretaria, están disfrutando de la Vida, tomándose una fria cheve con ese gordito que creías incapaz de ligar.

Salud, Salud, Salud

miércoles, octubre 19, 2005

Keyra

Mira nomas lo que me encontre en internet...

A poco no esta bien buena?





































































domingo, octubre 16, 2005

La Tristeza de no tenerte


Vieras que triste eh estado sin ti, ahora con tu ausencia no puedo dormir, me haces tanta falta, Ya que no te tengo me siento desnudo... Donde estas Pínche pijama??

miércoles, septiembre 14, 2005

martes, agosto 30, 2005

Cisco 12.4 tiene errores


MPC-FW(config-if)# no ip inspect MPC out
%Inspection is currently not configired for interface Ethernet0/0


mira nomas.. se les paso por completo.. :P

jueves, agosto 11, 2005

NO MAMES!!!!!!!

Post escrito con un grado de odio por la noticia estupida:

Interlocutora al otro lado del telefono ILAOLT)

LAOLT - esteee tengo noticias que no se si sean buenas o malas.
Yo - Que paso?
LAOLT- Pues resulta que a la niña se le rompio un diente
Yo -- Que ???
LAOLT -- si, esteee como tengo una alberquita inflable en el patio de atras, pues se puso a jugar con Luis y se le rompio el diente a la mitad.
Yo-- Pero ya la llevaste al dentista a ver que onda.. si se le puede arreglar o poner una corona.. no se..
LAOLT -- Pero para que ?? si el diente se le rompio a la mitad
Yo -- Que ??? como que para que? el dentista se encargara de ver como arreglarle eso.
LAOLT-- Pues se lo rompio el martes y no tengo dinero
Yo-- como que desde el martes se lo rompio ?? y hasta ahorita me estas diciendo ??
LAOLT --hay mira.. tengo mucho trabajo... y este..
Yo -- Sabes que? paso alrato por la niña.. (y cuelgo)

Traduccion... NO MAMES!!! como chingados se le ocurre que se le rompa un diente a la niña y no avisarme!! (Brevario para actualizar: la niña es mi hija.. la LAOLT es mi EX), osea .. Que chingados piensa!!!!!

Puts.. ahora vienen gastos no programados.. y cuando le diga lo que costo a ver como chingados me paga.

martes, agosto 09, 2005

Los Nicks de weba del dia de hoy...

yo tambien..
un espejo es el reflejo de tu cuerpo, un hijo es el reflejo de tu alma
Waiting in vain
La mejor manera de librarse de la tentacion es cayendo en ella
Workflow Management System
No soy mala hierba, solo hierba en mal lugar
No Importa cuantos queden.... Vivelos!!
En lo mas seguro Hay riesgo
lo mejor es esperar, paciencia

miércoles, julio 27, 2005

Cosas Simples y demas pendejadas

Para aquellas personas morosas que no quieren pagar 40 pesos al mes para la recoleccion de basura, posiblemente esta solucion les sirva:



Utiliza una camioneta como trash can y cuando se llene despues de 2 meses vas y tiras la basura..

En cuanto a seguridad, si lo que no quieres es que te roben la bateria de tu carro:



jejejeje

martes, julio 26, 2005

How it was...

Termino exactamente como empezo....

viernes, julio 22, 2005

No Mames!!!

El dia de hoy.. en un cd viejo me encotre un respaldo que no era mio.. era de un compa que trabajo conmigo en una maquila de muebles de Tijuana (solo hay 4 asi que es facil)... weno el pedo esta en que en el disco habia unas fotos que realmente no puedo dejar de compartir con uds... el compañero en mencion es este wey:



Se llama Miguel, el apellido la neta no lo recuerdo.. pero las fotos no eran nomas de este wey... tambien estaba su esposa:




Bueno las demas fotos son una serie de ellos fornicando.. ahi me avisan si quieren que las pongamos...

Ah.. y si alguien conoce a este wey.. aviseme :P

Saludos!

jueves, julio 21, 2005

Compra un Perro !!!

a ver Sras, sritas y demas feminas

Si quieren alguien que te traiga el periódico sin que primero le quite la sección de deporte............
Compren un Perro

Si quieren alguien dispuesto a hacer pasayadas simplemente por la alegría de verlas.............
Compren un Perro

Si quieren alguien que coma cualquier cosa que le pongan enfrente y nunca diga que no es tan bueno como lo que hace su mamá…….
Compren un Perro

Si quieren alguien que siempre esté dispuesto a salir, a cualquier hora y a cualquier parte que quieran ir………..
Compren un Perro

Si quieren alguien que nunca toque el control remoto, no le importe el fútbol y se siente a su lado a ver películas románticas….
Compren un Perro

Si quieren alguien que se meta en tu cama sólo para calentarte los pies y a quien puedas empujar si ronca……
Compren un Perro

Si quieren alguien que nunca critique lo que hacen, a quien no le importe si son bonitas o feas..
Compren un Perro

Si quieren alguien a quien no le importe si son gordas o flacas, jovenes o viejas …..
Compren un Perro

Pero, por otro lado,si quieren alguien que nunca venga cuando lo llamas, las ignore totalmente cuando lleguen a casa, deje su pelo por todos lados,camine sobre uds.,ande en la calle toda la noche y sólo venga acomer y dormir, y actúe como si uds existieran sólo para asegurarse que él sea feliz..
Entonces.... Compren un Gato !!

viernes, julio 01, 2005

Estrenando Laptop

Bueno, despues de algunos meses de guardar lana al fin ah llegado..




Mi laptop.. HP NW8000 !!

jueves, junio 23, 2005

Todo lo que siempre necesité saber, lo aprendí de mi mamá….



Mi mamá me enseño a apreciar un trabajo bien hecho

- Si se van a matar, háganlo afuera. Acabo de terminar de limpiar.



Mi mamá me enseño la Religión

- Mejor reza para que la mancha salga de la alfombra!



Mi mamá me enseño la lógica

- Porque yo lo digo por eso! Y punto!



Mi mamá me enseño Predicciones

- Asegurate que estas usando ropa interior limpia y sin agujeros por si tienes algún accidente.



Mi mama me enseñó a ser irónico

- Sigue llorando y yo te voy a dar una razón verdadera para que llores.



Mi mama me enseñó a ser ahorrativo

- ¡ Guarda las lágrimas para cuando yo me muera!!



Mi mamá me enseñó que es fuerza y Voluntad

- Te vas a quedar ahí sentado hasta que te termines toda la sopa de espinacas!



Mi mamá me enseñó meteorología

- Parece que un huracán paso por tu cuarto!



Mi mamá me enseño Hipocresía

- ¡ Te dije un millón de veces que no seas exagerado!!



Mi mamá me enseñó Modificación de patrones del comportamiento

- Deja de actuar como tu padre!!!



Mi mamá me enseñó la envidia

- ¡ Hay millones de chicos menos afortunados en este mundo que no tienen un padre tan maravilloso como el tuyo!!!



Mi mamá me enseñó habilidades como ventriloquia

- No me rezongues, cállate y contéstame… ¿Por qué lo hiciste?



Mi mamá me enseñó técnicas de Odontología

- ¡ Me vuelves a contestar y te voy a estampar los dientes en la pared!!!



Mi mamá me enseñó la Rectitud

- ¡ Te voy a enderezar de una patada!!!!!!!!



GRACIAS MAMA!!!



sábado, junio 04, 2005

long time no posts

martes, mayo 24, 2005

Divina para Miss Lolly-pop







bueno aqui esta el post de apoyo para Divina para que sea Miss Lolly-pop.

sábado, mayo 21, 2005

reviews

bueno pues el super blog lo eh dejado algo abandonado, mucho trabajo y luego eso llamado vida no te deja tanto tiempo ilbre como quisieras.

miércoles, mayo 18, 2005

lunes, mayo 09, 2005

A ver...

Algo para todos Aquellos morbosos y gente de mente enferma...

http://www.gambith.com.mx/niceass.html

Enjoy !!!

viernes, mayo 06, 2005

Pinche semana ah estado de la monda!!!! demasiado trabajo, muy poco tiempo libre.

sábado, abril 23, 2005

Miss Bloguita 2005


Creen que ella pueda ser?

viernes, abril 22, 2005

Princesa, te quiero proponer un trato...

que te parece si tu te subes las enaguas y yo te meto el aparato??

digo, si nos queremos y nos amamos, pq no juntamos por donde meamos??

martes, abril 19, 2005

Bueno en vista del tan esperado concurso de Miss Bloguita 2005 !!! ya tenemos sitio..

solo falta subirlo.. stay tuned!!!

http://www.miss-bloguita.com.mx

por cierto.. eres guapa? tienes blog? No importa como escribas... inscribete al concurso de Miss Bloguita 2005 !!!!
bueno... ya que

lunes, abril 18, 2005

Las lesbos de la piscina

Bueno.. hubiera estado excelente haber mirado a Kirsten Dunst en las albercas.... hehehe pero pues no... es foto de archivo.. ;) pero para que no se sientan mal.. aqui les van mas.. ;)

Imaginense... llegar a casa y en la escalera que va a la recamara te esten esperando asi....


o tal vez asi...


o en el sofa de la sala asi....


hehehehe.... ah la imaginacion.... pero lo mejor seria asi...