An Italian, Frenchman and a Mexican went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink, and yellow.

The Italian was first:
- "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Frenchman was next:
- "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the Mexican:
- "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...